so why does the flexed bicep emoji hands looks like a sloth
what time do you usually go to bed?
10:30ish sometimes 4
do i even have a sense of humour anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences
Man, I know I’m in love when I think about her a lot and I’m finding ways to get to that person. Even though I gotta work, even though I gotta take care of other responsibilities, I’m like yo, when am I gonna fly out and see that person? I look forward to seeing them.
How do you know you’re in love? When your heart feels it instead of your mind and your penis don’t. You know, it’s deeper than that… That’s when you know.
Oh man you feel it right here, *touches heart*, right there, it’s like cupid’s shooting you in the heart, that shit’s just BOOW! Lots of people say they don’t believe in love at first sight, but I do, it’s happened to me.
You know you in love cuz you don’t want nobody else but that person. You know, that’s how you know for sure. Like you could see a million other bad bitches, but you know, but it don’t even matter, you stuck.
Your heart flutters a little bit, you like to kiss on the mouth a lot, your neck get hot when you kiss on the mouth, that type of stuff. Stuff like that, yea.
I THINK WHEN THAT PERSON CONSUMES YOU.
If a boy sends you a picture of his penis, send him a picture of a bigger penis.
don’t you just hate it when you want to get to know someone but you have no idea what to talk about
-we surf to school
-if we don’t say “dude” at least 10 times a day we will die
-same with “like”
-we cry when it’s 60 degrees Fahrenheit bc it’s cold
Wow… I live in Cali and this ^ is offensive. Congrats.